this week i

worked at rosemarie's, she dreamt rob lowe to be cast as elvis in upcoming feature.  joe (academic & drafting track) and i share two of three names, lightning struck sterling ralf gedraitis (guz) (academic & stenographic) at watkins glen raceway doing what he loved prompting rocco (rocky) (academic & clerical track) to renounce northern baptism, vote kennedy.  in south philly weekend days, google maps pronounced passyunk passanick, we questioned if clark kent can't find phone booths anymore he must use starbucks bathroom like the rest of us, "a latte & the four digit code please"

 
i found a frog
oh yeah it was just in the guyanese hilton

where are all the single ladies and who wants to marry ryan?

[extends fist as if with microphone] who wants to give a speech

i've seen that before
no i got that in the past six months, maybe you saw it at pizza hut
 

it fits right in
 
who's this kilroy character?

ben had given her this octopus prototype and it was all navy blue glitter in two pieces, but she had hung it in her car and it got too melty and the googly eyes turned cirrhosis of the liver brown and apparently her son got fixated on it when he was like two

taste of punjab is open 24 hours
is it really or is that just a google mistake

well i guess if the diner's full, i guess we'll head over to k-pot

pop rocks oreos aren't good enough for you?

do you like my rock cheeseburger?

she got into a fight with someone named rat, and then they tried to go back in the bar and the bouncer was like are you kidding me

i think pat sajak kind of liked being mean to people

what is this?
it's a mammoth in an ice cube
i wasn't asking literally

she has a backstock of six of the same stuffed animal and whenever he destroys it or does something disgusting to it, she just grabs a new one and is like, "oh it's just been through a rejuvenating bath"

there'll be a test on this later

ben brought this [oversized carnival plush] octopus to the beach and we went for a walk and when we got back seagulls were dragging it
 
what does pez translate to in spanish
fish
oh, they must think that candy's really disgusting

oh we feel so bad but i guess you'll never forget our wedding


watched freaks (1932)

never again will there be a story like this

can't a roman lady itch?

[to his conjoined-twin sister-in-law] i'm not going to have her spending her day in bed with your half of the hangover

one of us [gooble gobble]


read kokoro by natsume soseki.  leading character k, exceeding naming parsimony of kafka's trial, written contemporaneously

the meiji era, which lasted from 1868 to 1912..soseki was born in tokyo in 1867..soseki wrote kokoro in 1914, two years after the death of emperor meiji, and two years before his own death

if one wished to indulge in such fashionable pastimes as playing billiards and eating ice cream, one had to walk a long way across rice fields

a far profounder reason for sensei's silence

do you know what it feels like to be tied down by long, black hair?

pretending that my diploma was a telescope, i surveyed as much of the world as i could see

when you go, please take me with you

in a place where dogs barked at the sight of a western-style suit, the arrival of a telegram was a great event

like most cowards i suffered because i could not decide

in short, my uncle cheated me of my inheritance

it was not the custom for students to wear silk in those days

i still had the odd notion that good clothes, like a mustache, came after graduation

in our little six-mat room

i decided to leave the piece of ice out in the sun, and wait until it had melted and turned into warm water.  then, i thought, he would begin to see the error of his ways

but to my questions he gave replies so vague one could not tell whether they came from the mountains or the sea

yes, you are a haunting, albeit vague, figure that refuses to leave me alone

having failed to bury myself alive among books, i tried for a while to forget myself by drowning my soul in sake

in all the world, i now have only you to turn to


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